Shadow Blanket
I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for somebody.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
If we ever get to the post-apocalyptic era, I hope everyone dresses like this. Hot damn.
NEED
I have reblogged these before but I still like them. Especially bottom left.
I’ll take the top one please
(Source: ajoylesseuphoria, via paperypatronuses)
I do not see the problem with cannibalism. I mean if you eat the body who even knows a murder took place
what about the skeleton
crush it up and snort it like a man
(via paperypatronuses)
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
(via paperypatronuses)
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
(via paperypatronuses)
girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
They made a post about me.
(via angels-4life)
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
